When performing as a magician these comments come up over and over again. If you find yourself about to say one of them please stop for a second and think of something more original - it will be much appreciated!
"I wouldn't want to play poker with you" (OK, that's understandable)
"Can you make my wife disappear?" (Groan - I hear this at every gig, even at weddings!)
"Can you tell me the lottery numbers!" (No, the numbers are chosen by a machine and you can't mind-read those)
"It's up his sleeve!" (You know what - sometimes it is!)
"I love that Darren Brown bloke on the telly" (err, it's Derren not Darren)
"Can you walk on water like Dynamo" (No)